I’m in a panic…the conference starts today

I’ve arrived at Croke Park, I’m in a panic. There’s a huge room with 5,000 seats in rows, with a stage and a screen, you see I knew it.

Then there are banners and stalls of people who are going to attempt to sell me stuff I do not need.

I’ve found sanctuary in a corner to write, just 25 minutes to go to hell…another conference.

The show kicked off with The Lord Mayor of Dublin, wow, not often you get a Lord Mayor to open a conference, although I was expecting him to cut a ribbon or smash a bottle of champagne on the lectern ‘I name this conference…’

So my initial panic subsided and then it turned to OMG I was right, I don’t do conferences. Powerpoint has been the flavour of the morning so far. To be fair, it is difficult to satisfy 400+ people with content that everyone is going to find interesting, especially, arsey people like me.

OK so, it is easy to criticise, that adds no value, and no one twisted my arm to come, well maybe that bloody Bernie did. It is not the critic that counts.

It’s a bit like watching a football match and saying ‘I could have scored that’ or watching a film and saying ‘I could have done better’. The reality is unless you are a pro-football player or a real film-maker, you’re unlikely to do better. Nothing is that easy and the brave people who are the ones who step into the ring.

Step into the ring then Philip if you think you can do better! Eric asked as I typed ‘are you bitching?’, maybe it will come across like that but that’s not my intention. My intention is to give feedback and my viewpoint, which is neither right or wrong, just a viewpoint.

11 am now we have a panel discussion, this is getting better, wait, there are 2 serviced office operators on a panel at a coworking conference. Coworking is already 2 different things, one is a wolf in sheep clothing, Regus and WeWork are serviced officing, real estate desk factories, and then there are independent coworking spaces.

Perhaps the conference needs to be divided, real estate and coworking. This will enable people to choose what is of interest to them. As I said, it is hard to satisfy the interests of all 400 + people. Perhaps this comes later, so be patient, stop your judging.

I had a very interesting chat with Thanh of Desk Lodge, who was the first person to convince me that scale and coworking could be good and that they weren’t another desk factory. See, I can have an open mind.

Although I do have to say that I feel like I have bumped my head and woken up back in my commercial real estate world that I left to get involved in coworking over 5 years ago.

Maybe I’m the one who is wrong, this dream of coworking being different is just a mirage and it is just real estate with a beard after all.

Lunchtime, food always lifts the mood. Not the food actually, although it was very good food, the conversation while eating. I had some great chats over lunch, the highlight so far. The real human connections, the real stories of the people at a conference, listening and learning.

I feel energised for the afternoon, I feel the soul has been nourished by the energy of others passion. Let’s hope that we move on from real estate to the human element of coworking.

Ok, so now it’s getting good, smaller sessions this afternoon, more tailored to different interests, and I have found one that interests me. It’s about coworking, finally. Ok, so there are still slides, however, not someone reading slides, but saying something interesting.

The session is interactive, well-done Satellite Inc, the audience, who often are as knowledgeable as the speakers, are getting a chance to share. I’m taking notes, I’m learning, I’m getting value for money. This is really useful applicable stuff. We have limited time, we need to fill it with valuable things.

Conferences are like events, we don’t want slides and generic info, chit-chat with free beer and pizza, we have all done these events to death. We want really applicable useful stuff that we can use to improve our business and we want to be able to interact.

Well, one day in, I’ve not headed off to find the sightseeing bus tours, yet.

OMG I am actually attending a conference!

I am leaving on a jet plane, don’t know when I’ll be back again, well I’ll be back Saturday morning. I am off to yet another Copass Camp (insert happy face emoji) and this time I am braving the Coworking Europe conference(insert OMFG scary face WTF emoji). I went all the way to Bali in 2016 on a Copass camp and at the same time was the Coworking Asia Conference. I didn’t attend the conference.

Last December, I went to Brussels, you guessed it, for the Copass Camp, and did not go to the Coworking Europe Conference that happened to be running at the same time.

So, you run a coworking space Philip, you travel to a place where the conference about your industry is running and you don’t go!!!

Seems stupid? No.

Conferences are often full of speakers who know the organiser or are sponsoring the show and that does not make them a good speaker and doesn’t mean they have something valuable to say.

Most conferences are in stuffy venues, with row upon row of seats facing a stage where death by PowerPoint is enacted for what seems like an eternity, often discussing metrics, IT, and probably community, at a rough guess, and people just sit and listen with little interaction.

All the good conversations and real connections happen outside the conference over dinner, breakfast, a tour of the city, or over a beer, in my case a fruit juice. That’s what I found in Brussels.

So why am I going this time?

Well, I am learning to be less judgemental, I am learning to listen more, I learning that I don’t fucking know everything. I am giving conferences another chance. I am going in to listen without evaluating.

This is going to be a tough assignment.

I will keep you posted over the next few days as to what happens. I might be writing a tourists guide to Dublin for people who hate slides by the end of the week.