MP’s, big business, corporates, Kite marks & membership fees. Is this what the sharing economy is about?

MP’s, big business, corporates, Kite marks & membership fees. Is this what the sharing economy is about?

SEUK launch 2015

So yesterday I attended the launch of SEUK (Sharing Economy UK) a body set-up to represent the interests of the Sharing Economy.

The day started off by meeting my mate Bernie Mitchell, we’d agreed to meet at Crussh by Westminster Tube, as he was anxious to show me their bullet proof coffee (eventhough he know’s I don’t drink coffee!). This didn’t go well, as firstly their map was completely wrong as to where the place was, it’s actually 500 yards down Millbank.

Then they messed up on my order of blueberry and banana granola, which is pretty hard to mess up to be honest. Then Matt, from ECHO, who had also been brought along on the promise of great coffee by Bernie, was not impressed with the coffee.

Anyway, we set off back to Portcullis House, part of the Houses Of Parliament estate. I nearly wasn’t allowed entry, I was wearing my ‘Unfuck The World’ T shirt. The Met Policeman asked me to unzip my hoodie to read the T shirt, he could have only seen ‘ck The’. He told me that I couldn’t come in with that T shirt.

I told him ‘that it is the name of organisation that encourages good things’, unimpressed he said ‘that that doesn’t matter’. So I said ‘it’s only a collection of letters’. ‘Yes’ he said ‘but it’s offensive’ and I responded with ‘really’. He said that ‘children come into the building’. I was tempted to then say that the children would be potentially more at risk from some past MP’s, given the recent child abuse cover up relating to MP’s, than my T shirt. But I said ‘I am sure most children would have heard that word’. He finally agreed to let me in, if I zipped up my top.

It wasn’t his fault, he’s just doing a job. It’s the society that is screwed up. I was watching the video footage of the shooting of an unarmed and innocent black homeless person in US. The people who were there witnessing it, were rightly shocked and outrage, using many swear words. I know that later, when this video was shown on TV news channels, the swearing would be bleeped out, as it would cause ‘offense’, but no one seemed to give a shit much about showing a person being murdered by the police.

Anyway back to the SEUK launch. Finally allowed in, I went into the room where the event was being held. I was already feeling like I was attending the launch of some corporate type thing, as most of the attendees were in suits.

So the event kicked off with an initial opening intro from a corporate lawyer. Then the floor was handed over to government minister Matthew Hancock and then finally to Debbie from SEUK.

Immediately I felt uncomfortable about this, especially as the thrust of Debbie’s words were about ‘regulation, government, Kite marks and membership fees’. Not about helping the micro businesses, not about people, not about how we can create more wealth from sharing resources and using that to do more good.

To me the Sharing Economy started and has grown as reaction to the old school ways of life and business. The clue is in the title and it is all about sharing. MPs and sharing is an oxymoron in itself. The disruptiveness of the sharing economy does not need regulation, kite marks and big business involvement.

The focus needs to be on helping, sharing resources, people, making money for the right reasons and using it to help others.

My fear is that this yet another attempt by government, big business and regulators to get involved with the sharing economy and impose the old school ways onto it. After all I am sure governments are concerned about how to tax sharing. Too much sharing threatens the very power of the old school party politics system, that my opinion is a massive failure.

The people who have got up and done things differently and created the sharing economy, where people who were disenfranchised and disillusioned by the old school world.

I am not sure how much the SEUK will represent that ethos of people first and sharing resources to make the world a better place and to be fair to them they are only just starting out. I am concerned all that will happen with the Sharing Economy, is that it will be taken over by big business, governments and it will become a ‘wolf in sheep’s clothing’. It has become fashionable and that always inevitably attracts the wrong attention.

With 7 billion (and growing) of us on the planet and dwindling resources, we better start focussing on sharing. Otherwise I’ll need to buy a new T shirt that says ‘We didn’t Unfuck The World – now we’re all Fucked’.

Pret a working

I had some time to kill, as the train I was going to catch was cancelled. I decided to go and do my writing in Pret’s by Victoria Station.

So I got a ‘dash’ tea, which I have learnt is Pret speak to avoid getting a rancid milky tea. I have my headphones in and volume is pretty much on bleeding ears level and I still get their bland irritating pop infiltrating my head.

Anyway, I added a Pret Bar to my order, looks healthy, but once you bite into it and it tastes really good, you know that it is going to be about 500 calories.

Someone opposite, who was working away on her super shiny Mac, has packed up, but saved her seat by leaving her coat. It’s funny that, if this is your permanent workspace, then the toilet trip is a regular nightmare.

Pack up and risk losing your seat or take you laptop to the toilet? I guess you’d always opt for keeping the laptop over losing your seat. Losing her coat is clearly a risk worth taking versus the prime comfy seat she has by the window.

I am sooooooooo glad that I’ve opted for a seat right under the speaker, where the shit bland crap is coming from.

Looking round there are people having meetings, people working on laptops, people reading and few people who look like they are taking a well deserved rest and just having a coffee.

coffee shop working

The women’s back – wasn’t a toilet break, she has restocked with drinks and stuff to eat, clearly she’s been here a while and the guilt was starting to takeover. She felt that it was time to justify her seat for another hour or so by buying something.

The people nearest to me are having a meeting, discussing the ins and outs of the handling of what sounds like an HR type situation. Thank god I only worked in that corporate world for a few years.

It strikes me however, that this kind of conversation would be better off being held in somewhere slightly less open. But I guess like me, no one is really that interested in what others have got to say. It is a pretty dull issue, maybe I might have listened a bit more if the person they were discussing had been caught doing something on the board room table.

On the other side is a woman making what sounds like business related calls. Hopefully they aren’t ones to clients, as I doubt they’d be overly impressed by the background music. She is very smartly dressed, so imagine this is your lawyer calling you from what sounds like a Soho wine bar. Wouldn’t bother me, but many wouldn’t be too impressed.

So I’ve eaten my Pret Bar yummy and I am half way through my tea. Shit I’ve not got the hang of this yet. People are circling in uniforms clearing tables, if I finish too soon, they’ll clear my stuff and then I sit here with my laptop and nothing else.

I imagine a light will start flashing about my seat ‘free loader alert’ ‘free loader alert’ will come up.

I think it is slightly worse having headphones in, as their music is combining with mine to create the worst mix ever made.

The other thing, I am a people watcher in these kinds of environments, so I am finding it a little difficult to concentrate as people move in and out.

If I was here for any length of time, it would be weird not to have any conversation, as normally when you’re in a working space with others, then you stop for a chat now and again.

Can you strike up a conversation in a coffee shop? I think if I got up and went over to someone else’s table and started a conversation,that they might think I’m a bit odd. So I’ll stay here pretend to drink my empty tea and put my head down to avoid contact with the staff.

I have been here about 20 minutes and done my writing, drank my tea, eaten my cake and now I am probably ready to move on. I know many do work regularly in this environment, but it’s not for me. I guess it’s fine for a quick stop, catch up on emails or a short informal meeting, but for a prolonged period it would be hard.

I am using my Mi-Fi as trying to log on to their’s was a hassle and hassle is not what you want.

OK and the other thing, I run a co-working space, so I might be a little less than objective. But I do genuinely believe that all the people working in here would be happier, more productive and more creative working from a co-working space than from a coffee shop.